Things only I can do:

1. Eat an entire cardon of Haagendazs within 5 minutes and drinking a can of cancer-filled Coca Cola LIGHT.

2. Go to a Sample Sale and buying three pairs of shoes, with the rent-money. Thus, paying the rent two weeks too late.... Again.

3. Feeling fat -mainly due to the eating of Haagendazs Belgium Chocolate- and resort to eating an entire bag of potatochips and a blueberry muffin. And, of course drinking some more Coca Cola light.

4. Wanting to smoke, just because it makes you skinny, you get extra breaks during work and Scarlett Johansson looks cool doing it.

5. Working, but doing absolutely nothing. Absolutely nothing. In this case it's even an understatement.

6. Buying food that expired a few days ago.

7. Not saving receipts, so not being able to return things. Could be a leather jacket or food that expired a few days ago.

8. Leaving work early, but then staying there to use the computer.

9. Acknowledging the fact that I am still at work, and staying there.